What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 06:07
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Which genre of novels is most profitable to publish and why?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Spigen just released the Apple Watch charger stand I’ve always wanted - 9to5Mac
No way
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Olfactory neurons use unexpected 'solid' clusters to achieve genetic precision - Phys.org
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
How to Watch Tonight's NBA Finals Indiana Pacers vs. Oklahoma City Thunder Game 1 for Free - CNET
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Netanyahu says ‘we’ll do what we need to do’ with Iran’s leader - Financial Times
Next, they tried...
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Reality TV star cited in Las Vegas for battery after knocking man out - AL.com
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!